Symbolman and I have been hard at work creating a new book, and thought our DailyKos friends would enjoy some chapter excerpts. It's been a while since our first book, Going Rouge: The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book, and we're hoping the wait was well worth the result! Follow us on Twitter at @Symbolman and @jsigwart. Enjoy! --Julie
CHAPTER II. The Pool of GOP Candidate Tears
'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice, filling up with facts; 'now I'm opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!' (for when she looked down at her feet, they seemed to be almost out of sight, they were getting so far off.).
Just then her head struck against the roof of the hall: in fact she was now more than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little golden flash drive and hurried off to the netbook, a portal to that lovely garden.
Poor Alice! It was as much as she could do, lying down on one side, to look at the garden screensaver with one eye; but to try and type on the tiny keyboard with her giant fingers was impossible. The earbuds were too small now to fit her ears at all, and as the Presidents message of hope faded, she felt more helpless than ever, so she sat down and began to cry again.
'You ought to be ashamed of yourself,' said Alice, 'crying like that John Boehner while accepting his giant clown gavel! Stop this moment, I tell you!' But she went on all the same, shedding gallons of tears, until there was a large pool all round her, like the floor of the Chamber once the Speaker of the House finished a speech where he wasn't mad raving, about four inches deep and reaching half down the hall.
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